3 men accused of smoking marijuna out of a corpses skull.

By ihavequestions · May 9, 2008 · Updated May 9, 2008 · ·
  1. ihavequestions
    "Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
    Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.
    According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."
    Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed."


    seriousely though, whatever happened to just rolling a joint or using a bong? i mean damn, this is the craziest thing that swim has heard of since the whole "jenkem" aka butt hash thing.

    apparently this isnt the first time this has happend. here is a teenager from vermont who did the same thing. only this article was back from 2006 http://www.wesh.com/news/9447058/detail.html

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  1. augentier

    that is awesome
  2. UpAllNiteOCXTC
  3. fnord
    Maybe they were just trying to absorb his knowledge? Perhaps this wouldent have happend if the price of anatomical human skulls was lowered. Mother fuckers are EXPENSIVE!

    Anyone notice th number one voted comment?

  4. UpAllNiteOCXTC
    lol. yea if the media finds a way to blame marijuana for this , swim's gonna get real pissed. these nut jobs are clearly lunatics (if the story's even true) and the only sane thing they did was smoke weed.
  5. ihavequestions
    did anybody see the movie how high? this is pretty similiar. you know the part with redman and method man digging up that corpse and smoking its finger to gain knowledge or some shit like that. LOL swim cant help but think they saw this movie and thought it would be a good idea before doing this. and wouldnt the skull smell? i mean goddamn, imagine the taste of the smoke.
  6. cosmicruler
    twisted....yet ingenius!!!
    good use of resources swim thinks!!!
  7. fnord
    Well not if the skull was cleaned properly,you can boil them in water with a bit of bleach or hydrogen peroxide,this not only kills germs but leaves your bones a nice shiny white!
  8. podge
    .....past experience eh fnord ? lol.

    Why would anybody bother doing this though ?

    1. Its disrespectful

    2. I doubt smoking through parts of a human body tastes any good

    3. Its a lot of effort just to get stoned

    These guys are nuts or are just idiots.
  9. Motorhead
    Quote from the link:

    "The child's skull has not been found. If recovered later, however, such a discovery will not change the charges filed against the three suspects..."

    What, no paraphernalia charge? lol

    The thinks people do, eh.
  10. 0utrider
    anyone seen "how high"??? maybe inspired by that, trying to smoke a former US-president or something?

    but in a way its really f-ed up!! seriously..
  11. lexifer
    Swim is almost positive he read an article very similar to this this a few months ago. He is currently trying to find the link.
  12. Raoul duke420
    That is so crazy. Shit guess its better than a popcan right?
  13. doppey
    ^^^^^ Your quite right. It was a long time back but that was the first thing SWIM thought when he read it too.
  14. bcubed
    No, no, NO!

    You don't smoke cannabis from a skull!

    The only good drug-related use of a skull (preferrably the skull of a vanquished foe) is the drinking of mead!
  15. Panthers007
    Tame. Very tame. G.W. Bush & Co. were in the Skull and Bones club at Yale. Most assholes in high places came from that cabal. And they would drink booze, mixed with blood they dripped from their pricked fingers, from a human skull. Didn't you always know Bush was a bloody prick?

    Remember Kids: You Heard It Here First!

    <sad but true>
  16. enquirewithin
    You have to admire those people's ingenuity!:(
  17. purplehaze
    Panthers is being honest that was not sarcasm. And in africa it is ritual to drink whiskey from a human skull and to drink your own urine. It signifies you are a man, and if you are already a man they do it anyway. Kind of disgusting, I prefer glass :D
  18. Mint boi
    Obviously they were trying to get a more "heady" high...

    I'll leave now.
  19. Panthers007
    Or, perhaps, they came from Republican families. Being misguided dolts they assumed this was what it meant by "getting some head."

    And I'll go away now - too.......<poit!!>
  20. Heretic.Ape.
    I must say that a skull hookah would be pretty cool. Rubies in the eye sockets and teeth filed into fangs for evil affect. Maybe I'll request it be done with my skull when I die and sold on ebay with the proceeds going to the forum ;)
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