Dome Boy

By Mindless · Nov 15, 2012 ·
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    [FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Dome Boy Doom[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Poor Davey boy Cameron's cranium is expanding slowly, which may be owing to the fact that he sucks as a Prime Minister and as a part of the widely despised gestalt entity Dick (Dave and Nick). In effect he is creating a area of extremely low atmospheric pressure around his noggin. The ever-growing dome that is the British Prime Minister's head may explode in a rapid decompression. It is also becoming clear that the Nick Clegg of the gestalt resembles a once ambitious but now rapidly shriveling penis (the last chicken in the shop kind). Dome-Boy Dave's bonce shrapnel is likely to rip his fellow member Nick to shreds. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Imagine how much Dome Boy shrapnel would issue forth! Millions are at risk from this Toff-i explosion. For the sake of the world, Dave should be sealed in a lead lined concrete bunker at the bottom of the deepest ocean trench of a (distant) planet about to be enveloped by a sun going nova. Do it now before its too late and don't say I didn't warn you. If you listen carefully when he's talking, you can hear his head making the same squeaky stretching noise a balloon does before it over-inflates and goes BANG! [/FONT]

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