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Drunk Man Cuts Off Own Penis During Fight With Girlfriend [Taiwan]

  1. Rob Cypher
    The next time he fights with his girlfriend, he won't be so cocky.

    A drunk man in Jilong, Taiwan reportedly used scissors to cut off his own penis and testicles during an argument with his girlfriend, according to Chinese newspaper Kwong Wah Yit Poh, as translated by The Toronto Star Online.

    The 46-year-old, whose name has not been released, reportedly flushed his love muscle down the toilet before his girlfriend rushed him to the hospital. By the time he got there, he had fallen into a coma due to blood loss, according to Rocket News 24's translation of the Japanese-language website Big Globe News.

    Doctors said that had the man not flushed his penis, they likely would have been able to reattach it, according to Big Globe News.

    With only 1.2 inches of manhood left, the man is reportedly still able to urinate. He has reportedly emerged from his coma and is expected to recover.

    Is this story too bizarre to be believed? Maybe, but it's not the first time a man intentionally dismembered his member. In June 2012, a California man severed his own penis with an X-acto knife.

    Huffington Post
    May 16, 2013



  1. 6Abysmal6Solace6
    Ballsy moves are often regrettable, but he'll have no problems explaining why 2 heads are always better than 1
  2. MikePatton
    So he got home drunk from th pub and his wife was like "where have you been?!" and he said something along the lines of "Bitch I'll get home whenever I fucking want to! You wanna put my dick in a cage?! Well gues what bitch, I'm gonna flush it down the toilet!!"
  3. Booty love
    I'll cut ya balls off and hand em to ya partner!! Wait! I'll cut MY dick off and flush em down the toilet!! Bitch im bleeding, pour me some whiskey and dial 911.
  4. hookedonhelping
    On a stereotypical note, he probably only cut off the tip. Japanese man have very tiny penis.
  5. MikePatton
    Lol the video doesn't work for me but the chinpokomon refrence made me laugh.
  6. Akanaro
    Some things should rather not be said to a drunk man ay?

    Girlfriend: Yes, it's true! I love Bruce! You're not half the man he is!
    Anonymous: Yeah? We'll you're wrong! I'll show you!
    Anonymous: There! See? Now I am half the man he is! Hahaha!
  7. nev il-pinto
    ah this reminds me of a story i heard a while back, perhaps one of our UK friends could help with it's accuracy.

    A welsh man was drinking in the pub before a rugby/football* match between Wales and England. apparently he declared to the pub, before the match began but after a skinful of piss, that if Wales beat England he would cut his own balls off.

    anyway.....match played, Wales wins

    so the bloke goes home muttering to himself. he comes back into the bar, still staggering drunk, and slams his freshly severed balls onto the bar, telling all those assembled that he always keeps his bets.

    can anyone verify this to me? i remember when my friend told me he said it had apparently just happened and i meant to check it out so i could call him on it however i never got round to it

    *this makes me think it must be football. the Welsh are more fanatical about rugby than football but Wales beating England is not out of the ordinary so i can't see a welshman making that kind of promise before a rugby match.... but then i can't see a welsh fan getting that psyched up about a football match (although some of those swansea and cardiff fans can be pretty fucking scary.)
  8. Moving Pictures
    You know, of all the stupid things I've done while drunk, I've never once even considered cutting my genitals off. This guy must have been so bummed when he realized what he did the next day, lol. Though I'm sure serious mental illness was as much a factor here as alcohol.

    Actually, it's surprising he didn't die. There's so many blood vessels down there, you can bleed to death within minutes.

    But yeah, man, next time I do something really dumb when I'm drunk, I'll still feel bad the next day about it but I can tell myself "at least you didn't cut your penis off".
  9. Akanaro
    Sorry MP, harm reduction policies require that you statement be revised as shown in bold in order to highlight the on-going dangers of alcohol. :p

    But yeah, You can have it all man but you don't touch my manhood. Ye gods, I can only imagine the pain. I'd just kill myself after. What's life without a penis? :?
  10. Alien Sex Fiend
    A drunk man in Jilong, Taiwan reportedly used scissors to cut off his own penis and testicles during an argument with his girlfriend.... sorry its either areally weird fetish thing introduced by japanese but A drunk man in Jilong, Taiwan reportedly cannot have used scissors to cut off his own penis and testicles during an argument with his girlfriend... i mean would not he pass out cause of bloodloss in less ten twen mins? Thats' some mental problems to look into.
  11. WellbutrinWonder
    This is exactly why I prefer opioids, if one must get high.

    Maybe my dick will be rendered useless due to lack of sex drive as a result, but at least its still there.

    I'm not gay, but I wonder what his boner looks like now. Can he even like point it downward or does he gotta pee sitting down now?

    So many questi0ns!!
  12. babalooj
    WellbutrinWonder, i agree that it'd be a lot cooler if people used opioids like they do alcohol, but opioids are so addictive, it is hard to use them only occasionally like most people can for alcohol. It seems impossible to stay away from opioids.

    I once had a dream that i snipped off penis with a scissor by accident, and it was all bloody and gross, and slippery and it broke apart and I had it in the sink and it went right down the drain. My genitals were then some weird stubby thing, which scared the shit outta me
    But, it was all good in the end, because it slowly grew back
  13. Booty love
    This made me laugh out loud. Literally, thanks AK
  14. MikePatton
    If this guy was on LSD and cut off his own penis, the media here at least would completely blame the drugs. But if he drank alcohol and did that, then the guy is obviously insane.
  15. Alfa
    Its a Taiwanese man, not Japanese. In contrast to this mans penis, your point still sort of stands though.
    Penis size in SE Asia is significantly smaller than other areas of the world. Around 4 inches: http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
    But thats still means that 60% of the penis was cut off. Not just the tip.

    The alcohol consumption must have increased the blood loss as alcohol makes the blood thinner.
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