Do you know Mary Jaggers? Because she’s no drinking buddy of mine, not after the shit she pulled at Artie’s Sportsman Lounge.
According to the local ABC affiliate in Miami, Jaggers is currently facing legal troubles after calling 911 emergency services six times because people were drunk at a bar.
Yes, court documents claim that she asked police to arrest everyone inside Artie’s.
Now, the Broward County woman, who made her first appearance in court on Tuesday, is looking at charges related to abusing an emergency service as well as possession of hydrocodone, which, ed. note, is a lot of fun.
Her defense is that she didn’t want anyone to drive home drunk. Circuit Court Judge John Hurley put two and two together pretty quickly on this one: “I have a feeling that the mixture between Artie’s Bar and the hydrocodone probably led to … the calling of the 911.”
(Florida needs its own weird news prefix.. the rest of the country is being slandered by association )
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