Hello Kitty Cocaine Kilos in Guatemala

By Beeker · Jul 7, 2008 · ·
  1. Beeker
    Hello Kitty Hell has uncovered further evidence, if any were needed, of the evil of Kitty-chan.

    “This is what Guatemalan anti-narcotics police found when they seized 1.2 tons of the cocaine on its way to Mexico on April 13th.”


    HKH reflects
    Cocaine and Hello Kitty display an awful lot of the same properties when it comes to addiction so combining them together probably seemed like the perfect move for Sanrio. If you have ever had to deal with a Hello Kitty fanatic in your life, you already have wondered if they were high on something whenever Hello Kitty is mentioned.

    Actually, upon further reflection, this is probably the worst thing that could ever happen. Seriously, can you think of anything more Hello Kitty Hellish that a Hello Kitty fanatic on cocaine…?

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  1. Panthers007
    Looks like the CIA is out another shipment.
  2. Samadhi
    more news. we exported all of our government's cocaine dealing work to india aswell

    cute bricks though...
  3. Euthanatos93420
    Not that it matters...whatever the CIA doesn't sell the DEA does anyway. That's big brother for ya. Bunch of hateful fucks sitting around playing craps with human lives. And people thought 'rat race' was just a funny movie in which nobody got hurt...
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