SWIM found this article in the telegraph, and boy did it make him giggle!
A very canny postmistress noticed that the package of kinder eggs a chap was trying to post reeked of dope. On the third time she contacted the police, they came down and identified the man from CCTV footage.
This enabled them to obtain a warrant and search his home, finding 6 plants and a bit of resin.
The postmistress in question described the attempted smuggling operation as 'lacking in sophistication', with tongue most firmly in cheek i'm sure!
Full Article from The Daily Telegraph