For much of my life my happiness has stemmed from making others happy. This enticed me to procure and provide drugs to others, as drugs seem to make people happy. I know for a fact that drugs have made me happy on a thousand or so occasions, so I am guilty as charged for spreading happiness about the room.
As I reflect back, I have always been the one who has striven to be "the guy" with the best quality and selection for others to enjoy. This behavior of being a good host, a good source, has been the foundation of who I am as a person. I think in many aspects of my life, I try to excel in whatever it is I am engaged in. This sort of competitive mindset stems from the friends I have kept over the years.
Unfortunately, the laws of the land in which I reside have made themselves known to me and in doing so I have been made fully aware that this behavior will not be tolerated. With the penalties as great as they are, I have had to seek out a new source of happiness.
Sex makes me happy, as it does billions of others. In many ways sex is like a drug. It acts on the dopamine and serotonin receptors just like some popular drugs do and sex is not illegal! ut Oh! However sodomy laws were once in place, making it illegal in my state, to engage in anal or oral sex. This has to be the most ridiculous set of laws ever written! If I stick my tongue into a consenting vagina, I would have been subjected to a Class B misdemeanor! Thank goodness they repealed these ridiculous laws, otherwise I would have starved to death!
So how intimate does Uncle Sam want to get with me? Clearly he wants me to refrain from putting A, B and C in my body. He wants to know how much money I acquire, what assets I have, and until recently, he really didn't want me putting my wee wee in someones pie hole! I mean seriously, Land of the Free? Free to do what exactly?