I can't remember if this won Song Wars or if Joe Cornish's 'Jack Meller' did. J-corn's song is great but I prefer Ad's, really. The song is easy to find on YouTube and is 1:20 of jingley goodness.
The album Song Wars vol I has a great Pet Shop Boys tribute cover. I'm not sure about vol II.
James Rohan, Neanderthal Man
There’s a man whose name is James Rohan
(he’s a beast!)
On the surface he is not hirsute
But his armpit hair is scary
And for that reason he is known as ‘Hairy’
He is preoccupied with lady parts and solo fun
Before the internet, he lived up on the top shelf
He bought a Lindsay Dahl McKenzie* dvd
But returned it cause it wasn’t really dirty
He likes football and drinking
He's not a fan of thinking
He nearly gets in fights
With blokes at karaoke nights
He sounds like quite a nightmare
But perhaps that isn't quite fair
Maybe there's a softer to side to Hairy
That he's trying to hide?
For example, Jimmy Rohan used to be a swimming champ
Which is when they had to shave all his hair off
When it grew back, it was longer and coarser
Which may have left him with some feelings of resentment
On the plus side, Jimmy Rohan really likes Star Trek
Which indicates that he is not beyond redemption
James Rohan: Neanderthal Man
Learned from the lessons of the track
And apparently, his mum is really fit.
*no idea if this is the right name, not even sure who she's meant to be, some sexy acting or singing lady I guess. It does not matter.