Man Comes Very Close to Having Penis Bitten Off

  1. Beenthere2Hippie
    Talk about a close call. An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.

    A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported. He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer. Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.

    He was hospitalized and given several stitches to the base of his penis, as well as treatment for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

    Ellis was booked into the Tulsa County Jail on charges of maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.
    She's being held on $45,000 bond for both charges.

    The NY Daily News/Feb. 20/ 2015
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  1. Scloud90

    at first I thought it said they were married....and was thinking....if you marry someone, you should at least know if they're ever going to be capable of hating you so much in the moment to bite your penis off haha.
  2. soso
    What a complete fuckin fruit cake, if my mrs did that I'd kill her, laptops ain't cheap ffs lol
  3. averageman67
    We got ourselves a biter.

    Lucky the guy was still a guy after that experience.

    Not sure how the laptop fared. Unlike a dick, that can be replaced.

    Guess its time to ditch her. :)
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