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Man High On Drugs Didn't Realize Masturbating in Front of 23 Kids Is Frowned Upon

  1. Rob Cypher
    A man caught masturbating in front of a whole bunch of schoolchildren in Phoenix didn't understand what the problem was, police say.

    To clarify, police say Ronald Dean told officers he didn't understand what the problem was while he was smoking crack in an alley behind the school with his pants around his ankles, according to court documents obtained by New Times.

    According to the documents, a gym teacher had just led as many as 23 children between the ages of 10 and 13 had just been led outside the AmeriSchools Academy -- a charter school near 15th Avenue and Camelback Road -- when they all saw Dean.

    Dean, who was in an alley "in plain view" of the school, pulled his pants down to his knees and "began masturbating in front of the crowd of students," according to the court documents.

    The gym teacher tried to usher the kids back inside as quickly as possible, as police were called.

    Dean was found in the same alley, with his pants around his ankles.

    Dean said he didn't do anything wrong -- he was just sitting there smoking crack, he explained to the officers, according to the documents.

    "I was just sitting here getting high," police quote Dean as saying.

    Officers found Dean's crack pipe, as well as some hydrocodone pills he didn't have a prescription for, the documents state.

    A police probable-cause statement describes how Dean didn't really understand what he was doing was wrong, and the reporting officer had to explain to him why masturbating in front of an entire class of schoolchildren is not a good thing.

    According to officer's statement, Dean finally conceded, "I guess I could have gone underneath the bridge overhang."

    Gee, maybe. Dean was booked into jail on charges of indecent exposure, and possession of a narcotic drug.

    State prison records show Dean was released from prison in 2010 after serving four years for burglary.

    Matthew Hendley
    Phoenix New Times (Arizona)
    September 5, 2013

    http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2013/09/ronald_dean_didnt_realize_mast.php

Comments

  1. Basoodler
    His mugshot is epic.. it is making a push to replacing my new " Un Chien Andalou" avatar..

    About the story,

    Why are the police wasting time explaining the crime? If he didn't pick up on the problem while he was commiting his crime..he sure as hell isn't going to at.the station after he forgets doing it.

    He clearly has some form of mental illness.. and I'm sure that if crack was legit it would have a sticker on its package that says " warning: not reccomended for people with a history of mental illness. MAY CAUSE "THE BAT SHIT CRAZY" or something a long those lines.

    I wish we had a support system for people like him.. right now they just get released because the municipality doesn't want to pay for treatment or jail..

    I swear to god every town has atleast one crack head who has serious mental illness millimg around doing the same off the wall stuff like they live in groundhog day.. like before for cheeseburger money 365 days a year in the same spot.. or i knew one that came to my store to steal strawberry pocky 365 days a year (unless he was arrested on the way)
  2. MikePatton
    His mugshot just made me laugh my ass off! I mean imagine that face looking at a crowd of kids with a dick in his hand, that must have been quite a sight! Maybe there should be "safe masturbation sites" for crackheads and other folks desperate for a hit of orgasm chemicals.
  3. Rob Cypher
    Actually, there are some fetish sites out there dedicated to women on crack having sex. (Never seen one for the opposite gender, though).

    [​IMG]

    I wonder how many folks here get into that. :laugh:
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