The following was given to me by a Neoplatonist, who is aware of my association with the Forum. He claims it was given to him by "an Archon, beyond the plane of Saturn," whatever that means. Mostly likely none of it is true, cause that guy lies like a pirate.
I also posted a more complete version of this to this thread, so I apologise if that's not allowed.
Anyway, here it is. I promise it's not about me.