Delray Beach Police were called when a man was seen running around his neighborhood, and throwing random things out of his house into his outside plants.
Among the things the man threw at the outside plants: a ladder, a CO2 tank, and some credit cards.
Also, the outside plants were marijuana.
Also, the man attacked the responding officers.
Also, the man did all this naked.
According to police, 41-year-old Raymond Schamis, had at least four marijuana plants growing right outside the front door of his home in the 2500 block of Albatross Road.
When the cops arrived to the scene to see what all the commotion was about, they were startled to see a naked guy coming at them. Schamis allegedly tried to break the patrol car's windows.
(Though we're not sure how, if he was naked. With his dick? Heyoooooh)
Detectives say they found 19 pounds of pot in Schamis' house stored in plastic bags in different rooms. They also found $5,300 stored in a safe.
But the biggest indictment -- aside from attacking a cop car bare ass nekid -- was the marijuana plants, which were being grown in "clear view."
Schamis was booked in the Palm Beach County jail in lieu of $60,000 bond. He stands charged with manufacturing marijuana.
Also, attacking a police officer whilst naked. We imagine.
By Chris Joseph