The New Mexico State University football team is looking for a new offensive line coach after current coach Chris Symington was caught huffing compressed air twice in a four-day span.
From the Las Cruces Sun-News:
Symington was hired on May 9, but has now resigned due to his huffing problem. His wife told police that they are returning to their hometown of Pueblo, Colorado, so that Symington can enter a rehab program. This story just got a lot less surprising for anyone who knows anything about Pueblo, as the town is almost exclusively populated by meth cooks and drug addicts. Don't huff compressed air, kids, and don't live in Pueblo.
Update: The police reports [includes] notable phrases [like]:
May 22, 2014