One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest

By Lady Codone · Feb 19, 2016 ·
  1. Lady Codone
    Sick. So sick...

    Day 8 of Influenza '16 and I feel like shit. Symptoms were mild until today, when I awoke with a fiery throat and the Cough of Death. I've been eating OxyContin and hydrocodone like candy, which has been my only salvation. This is only the 2nd time in my life to have actual influenza but boy does it suck.

    Sore. So sore...

    How is it possible to be in this much pain with this much OxyContin in my system? The first 7 days consisted of severe fatigue and mild muscle/joint soreness, but today it kicked into high gear. My girlfriend got codeine cough syrup yesterday but I can't motivate myself to go to Urgent Care. Not today, Satan.

    Guess I'll continue my self-medication regimen and hope for the best. Stay germ-free out there, guys.

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