By Heretic.Ape. · Jul 2, 2008 · ·
  1. Heretic.Ape.
    I got my new motor scooter all put together, got it licensed and started cruising around on it last night. So far i've only been able to get it up to around 43mph and it slows down drastically when going uphill to any degree (around 15-20mph) but is still super fun.
    Everyone at the office is getting a kick out of it since I drove it to work this morning. Scooters are a bit of a rarity here in the city of pick-up trucks and SUVs.
    I'm probably overly excited about it but it has been a decade since I last drove a motor vehicle (barring driving friends cars when their too drunk on occasion).

    Get your motor runnin'
    head out on the highway
    lookin for adventure
    and whatever comes my way...

    Boooooorn to be Wiiiiii-ii-ild

    This is my new beast:

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  1. Metomni
    Very nice! I would love one of those in this day and age of 4 dollar a gallon gas. What do you get, like 100 mpg?
  2. Heretic.Ape.
    yes, 100 mpg
  3. Metomni
    I can't even pretend to not be jealous.
  4. mickenator
    If fuel costs keep going up then all of us will be riding these. Nice bike by the way.
  5. purplehaze
    That thing is not 4 wheel drive, it doesn't take 50 gallons of gas to go to the store for some milk, it doesn't pollute the atmosphere enough.

    Totally un-american decision dude. Way, way out of line.

    LOL congrats man on the scooter. May the force of evil kennevil himself be with you :)
  6. Metomni
    Yeah, time to go jump some homeless people. :D
  7. Metomni
    Yeah, time to go jump some homeless people. :D

    Sorry, that sounds in bad taste, it's really just a south park reference.
  8. Orchid_Suspiria
    That is awesome!I've always wanted one.My friend had a black one for awhile.It was a really fun little vehicle to ride.
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