Last night was the straw that broke the llamas back for me. I had been seeing this girl for several months now and after a fun night out I had dropped her off at home and she invited me in. Things got heated, clothes came off, there was foreplay, and then the insertion. It was a dark room and I slid in and started going at it. I notice an obvious lack of response and she awkwardly asks me, "is it in yet?" Uh...Yea, I replied. She proceeded to place her hand around my member and gasp in shock. I was like come on...It's small sure but it's pretty damn handsome. Her response was, I'm sorry but I'm just not ready for this. Really? because when I had my face in your vagina two minutes ago you seemed pretty ready. So as I walked out the door I made sure to yell, not my fault you have a cavernous vagina!! Anyway, so that was the end of that I'm pretty sure...
This is a problem I have had since sophmore year in high school. Yea it's 2.5 inches hard. So what. But the first girl I had sex with did a double take when I pulled my briefs down and I am pretty sure it was pity sex I recieved that night. I mean when it was revealed, a look of utter shock spasmed across her face. Now because of my devastatingly small member I work in a lot of other ways to make up for it and please the other party. But despite my efforts the next day in class two girls are giggling at me. When I turn around and notice they yell out obnoxiously, hahaha your dick is tiny and has no girth! I was like woahhhh there that was pretty straightforward. Thats how I earned the nickname one inch wonder back in high school, even though I was really the 2.5 inch wonder.
So basically the point is that I have had a ton of trouble due to my third pinky. I keep it well trimmed, it isn't crooked, and really is a rather good looking fellow. But I must say it isn't the biggest confidence boost that I have to really make an effort to find that son of a bitch after i get out of a cold body of water. Or the fact that sometimes when I get a blowjob the women still think I'm soft. Perhaps someday I will find a woman who accepts my charming little fellow. Until that day I will soldier on and endure the horrible embarrassment I suffer at the hands of unimpressed women.
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