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This week in Animals with Problems...Drunken Owl Picked Up By Pigs!

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  1. Potter
    An owl that had evidently drunk too much Schnapps from two discarded bottles was so inebriated that it got picked up by police. The bird will be released once it has sobered up.

    German police said on Tuesday they had discovered a paralytic owl that appeared to have drunk too much Schnapps from two discarded bottles.

    "A woman walking her dog alerted the police after seeing the bird sitting by the side of the road oblivious to passing traffic," Frank Otruba, spokesman for the police in the southwestern city of Pforzheim, told SPIEGEL ONLINE.



    The Brown Owl didn't appear to be injured and officers quickly concluded that it had had one too many. One of its eyelids was drooping, adding to the general impression of inebriation.

    "It wasn't staggering around and we didn't breathalyze it but there were two little bottles of Schapps in the immediate vicinity," said Otruba. "We took it to a local bird expert who has treated alcoholized birds before and she has been giving it lots of water."

    The bird will be released once it has sobered up, police said.
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Comments

  1. dyingtomorrow
    They should have cut its wings off, and made it have to pay 10,000 mice in fines so it would be fucked for the rest of its life. That way it would never be a productive member of owl society ever again.
  2. Potter
    Man... that's cynical! Even for you... I mean you could just cut the noses off the pigs to spite their faces...

    But seriously, hope things are ok.
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