Tom Cruise Surprises Holmes with "Holy Smoke" Mint Plant

By Heretic.Ape. · Dec 18, 2008 · Updated Dec 18, 2008 · ·
  1. Heretic.Ape.
    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]Megastar Tom Cruise has been promising actress wife Katie Holmes a "special" birthday surprise for weeks now -- and the surprise was finally revealed today to be a Salvia divinorum mint plant in full blossom!

    Tom Cruise found a small specimen of the plant, known as "the Sage of the Seers," in an East Village witchcraft store. The plant is indigenous to Mexico and was and is used by shamans of the Mazatec Indians for its ability to create visions and hallucinations.

    In lower doses -- which is no doubt how TomKat would use it! -- the plant is used as a medicine for a range of ailments, from curing headaches, to anemia to rheumatism. The plant is also very decorative.

    However, Salvinorin A, the active ingredient in the plant, is a known powerful natural hallucinogen. It is not considered an addictive drug.

    It is smoked or, less often, chewed. It has become increasingly popular and is available for purchase over the Internet and in some "head" shops under the name "Holy Smoke."

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  1. Bajeda
    I find this surprising given Scientology's aggressive negative stance towards the majority of psychoactives. What is the source of the article?
  2. Heretic.Ape.
    oops, source added.
  3. Horiz
    Possibly the first cool thing Tom Cruise has done.
  4. Waffa
    wast hes religion against drugs like that ? Well, maybe hes mind starts to come back slowly...
  5. teddybearpicnics
    This is rediculous, Tom Cruise thinks he can heal people by touching them because of Lord Xenu droping thetan souls down into volcanoes all over Earth, and then dropping hydrogen bombs in the volcanoes and having thetan souls get caught in big soul nets in the sky, then inhabit human bodies, and then spend 35 days watching movies about catholics and the roman empire and blah blah blah to brainwash them into being droids. Yeah and my god is a flying spaghetti monster.

    Also scientology is completely revolved around no drugs. They even infiltrated Narconanon or however it's spelled, and then denied it. What a corrupt bullshit system, and FUCK Tom Cruise, the real Tom Cruise invented the hover round. Go heal some of those cripples so you can be the ultimate...tomkat, what a fag. You wouldn't even know what to do if you smoked salvia. You'd probably think Lord Xenu made you the chosen one, oh wait, you already do think that.

  6. Waffa
    but it is hard to believe that all these people like Oliver Stone, Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman, Jerry Seinfeld, Lisa Marie Presley, John Travolta, Sharon Stone, Van Morison, Christopher Reeve etc ( list from wiki, other list) are actually so insane to take this science fiction book as religion? (Pinocchio thinks word 'religion' himself is something what describes fantasy world anyway most of the time..).
    But they do take things seriously, like suing any kind of critics & in even Russia they actually won ( russian gov has their own belief system called "Putinism" :D ) ..what we need would be more something like this protest here to limit these criminals & nuts

    Maybe Pinocchio is am optimist but he believes they (most of them) are there for tax relief and other benefits and they just laugh at all the other idiots who believe in this cult as religion. Pinocchio heard even Britney was thinking about joining to this cult - no way this messed up chick has not done/will do no drugs (i wonder if it's her singing on this anti drug video but even if not im sore this is one of the reasons they would need her type of persons).
    ( and isit this "e-meter" they use there just a lie-detector right? They will make of you probabaly some kind of "Moment of Truth" video to blackmail you later on)

    But just looking their propaganda videos... you can see some of them must have some good directors :)

    FAQ: What does Scientology teach about drugs?

    " Mind-altering substances are to be avoided -- mostly the illegal ones, and
    particularly LSD. (According to my biochemistry major friend, it DOES TOO
    remain stored in the body, and can cause later "trips" if there's enough
    of it. I have heard that a major reason for avoiding heavy
    drugs is that they tend to mess up one's ability to "timestamp" memories,
    especially past-life ones, which (I imagine) slows one's ability to find
    the little suckers and drag them into conscious memory "

    What is the Scientology view on drugs? (from their website)
    " Scientologists believe that psychotropic or street drugs damage a person physically, mentally and spiritually. They decrease awareness and hinder abilities. "

    - yeah, it kind of messes up this cult ideology when someone trips on shrooms & discovers that world just might be something different then they have been told.. ;)
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