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Unlisted address stops lawsuit against God

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  1. bcubed
    LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- A judge has thrown out a Nebraska state legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served because of his unlisted home address.
    State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God. He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
    Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.
    On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law, a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.
    "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant, this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote.
    Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling.
    "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."
    Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."
    Chambers has 30 days to decide whether to appeal. He said he hasn't decided yet.
    Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits. He skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians.

Comments

  1. Nature Boy
    That is rather hilarious. This Chambers fellow sounds like a bit of a character and his loophole does hold some weight. Just a slap in the face to the dated and old-fashioned American judiciary system. Get God out of the courtroom already.
  2. Euthanatos93420
    Why not the Vatican? Guy should have realized that you can sue something that can't pay up. And everyone knows the church is loaded...I'm looking forward to round two! DING DING DING!
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