I remember being a door host,nice name for a bouncer. their was a very bubbly,well intoxicated older lady! i had to inform her she had to much to drink and that i would call her a cab.well she didnt like that and said, if you want me to leave.. you will have to carry me to the cab. so i picked her up in a cradle position and she was laughing and giggling... and then she really started to laugh as she started to piss all over me as we were going up the stairs. I grinned and bared the moment ...put her in the cab and blew her a kiss with my middle finger!!!