Valentine's Day is an evil, evil thing...

By bcubed · Feb 15, 2008 · ·
  1. bcubed
    Thank God 2/14 is over...the one day in which evey unattatched person feels like a pathetic loser and every person in a relationship feels as if they've been audited...

    As I'm single, I've been nursing a P.L. vibe (exacerbated by copious quantities of my apt, so it's perfectly legal). A little more wine, a couple dozen more times through Neil Young's "(When You're On) The Losing End" and I'll close out this hideous evening by masturbating to porn while crying softly to myself...

    [P.S. I was only kidding...about the crying bit.]

    YES I'm gonna post this!

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  1. savingJenniB
    Check out Caution Horses by the Cowboy Junkies. They do an outstanding version of Neil Young's Powder Finger. And it's great crying in your beer music (also goes well with masturbation.)

    and in the end the Love you take
    is equal to the Love you make.
    ___ Beatles
  2. silentghost
    Haha I hear ya man. Thankfully I had work last night which made the day go by so much faster. I saw plenty of other people moping around wishing for the day to end too, so your not alone.
  3. Mint boi
    My ferret is proud to say that he spent no money on his gf this valentines day!

    Every second guy he saw walking through town in the afternoon was carrying a bunch of roses that cost 50e + from stalls on the side of the street, my ferret was not at all inconvenienced by the wallet full of saved cash in his pocket!
  4. savingJenniB
    Yes, but did you get laid???????
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