A drunk driver was busted on Sunday while wearing a T-shirt proudly proclaiming he was "DRUNK AS SHIT."
Yeah, sorry, I'm not kidding with this. One of nature's bro-iest of bros decided it would HELLA FUNNY to drive drunk while wearing a shirt bragging about how drunk he was. What do you do first? Sigh or UGH? Hard decisions, indeed. Via the New York Post:
I'm sorry, I just can't with this story. I hate drunk drivers. I like to drink. I like to drink a lot. I also like the idea of staying safely in my home or in a place where I won't be a danger to poor, unsuspecting, innocent people who are simply out minding their own goddamn business and not expecting to encounter some drunk shithead careening all over the road. It's not cool that you put some dopey shirt on and then think it's SUPER HILARIOUS to jump in your car and take a chance at risking someone's life.
Call a cab, call a friend, take the bus—whatever. And thus ends you Auntie Rebecca's preachy, boring old lady advice for the night.
April 6, 2014