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Zopittybop-bop-bop Arrested For Marijuana Possession

  1. Beenthere2Hippie
    [IMGL=white]http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35534&stc=1&d=1382719262[/IMGL]IOWA - Nearly two years after what may be the world's best name change, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is back behind bars.

    Born "Jeffrey Drew Wilschke" in the suburbs of Chicago, Zopittybop-bop-bop legally changed his name in 2011. The sheer awesomeness of the moniker first made headlines in January 2012, when Mr. Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested on charges of marijuana possession, carrying a concealed weapon, and probation violation in Madison, Wis.

    He managed to stay out of the news for many months, but he was arrested last month in Washington County, Iowa, on charges including felony possession of a controlled substance and operation of a motor vehicle without registration.

    This week, Zopittybop-bop-bop spoke with the Wisconsin State Journal about the true meaning behind his patently ridiculous name. Here's the breakdown:

    BEEZOW: “The explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe.

    DOO-DOO: "The struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos." That's not exactly what we think of when we hear "doo-doo," but OK.

    ZOPITTYBOP-BOP-BOP: "The outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death"

    Despite his apparent interest in "the infinite love in the universe," Zopittybop-bop-bop is staunchly against gay rights, based on his Facebook page. On June 27 -- a day after the Supreme Court ruled that a federal same-sex marriage ban is unconstitutional -- Zopittybop-bop-bop posted:

    Today was probably the most ridiculous, offensive, laid back, misleading, and off-centered decision by the Supreme Court in US history. All of you clowns jumping around like it's some kind of beautiful victory really makes me worried.

    What happened to infinite love, Beezow?


    Hillary Hanson of the Huffington Post 8/18/13

    (*So sorry I didn't catch this original story back in August...but late, they say, is better than never. I hope so, zippity-do-dah-day...whatever.)

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    Beenthere2Hippie
    BT2H is a retired news editor and writer from the NYC area who, for health reasons, retired to a southern US state early, and where BT2H continues to write and to post drug-related news to DF.

Comments

  1. MikePatton
    In what language do these "words" mean what he says they mean?
  2. Alien Sex Fiend
    and who on earth takes a name that is “The explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe. The struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos. The outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death"?

    Princess Peach makes more sense. You like white ponies and peaches. Or you are a princess of peaches. whatever
  3. Beenthere2Hippie
    Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop told the Wisconsin State Journal that his name means -

    Beezow - “The explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe"

    Doo doo - The struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos." That's not exactly what we think of when we hear "doo-doo"

    Zoppitybop-bop-bop - "The outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death."

    The language is unidentifiable as of yet, Mike Patton, but he thinks it makes perfect sense--at least to him. He does hold a strong resemblance to the actor Errol Flynn (from the original Adventures of Robin Hood), though, doesn't he? Very, very strange indeed.

    Princess Peaches may well have been a better name for him, Alien Sex Fiend, but I don't know if he would held still for it.

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