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Old 06-01-2013, 19:33
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Unanswered: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

hi everyone- my little monster(my pet fish) is on probation and smokes meth everyday. she has had two tests so far and is coming up on her third in 4 days. she is looking for new ways to pass the ecup drug tests and so far has only really found articles on baking soda and fruit pectin. the fruit pectin articles mostly talked about weed and my little monster was wondering if this method works for other drugs as well, for example-meth? she has tried the baking soda method twice and came back faint negative both times, her po wasnt having it and honestly it is the most disgusting thing shes ever tried to drink- so she wanted me to find out if anything else works... thank you!
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Old 07-01-2013, 00:18
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

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she is looking for new ways to pass the ecup drug tests and so far has only really found articles on baking soda and fruit pectin.
The best way to pass these tests is to not use drugs. I know that may be the most insane suggestion you have ever heard, but it's the most stress free one and will ensure that you get to enjoy your drug use at a later date as a free citizen, not as an inmate.

Probation departments give you surprise tests as well. Take it from me, I have gone 2+ years behaving and the finish line is visible. It will be so rewarding when I get to smoke Cannabis again and I proved to myself that I was able to abstain from my favorite substance, THC. In fact I abstained from it so long, I am really in no rush to use it again, but when I do, I will have earned it.
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Old 07-01-2013, 10:07
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

By not doing meth...?
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Old 07-01-2013, 12:26
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

Change substances for a little.A-pvp helps lots with withdrawals and has fast effects.

Flush lots and take creatine and multi vitamins 2 hours before so it makes it harder for them to see if your diluting as low creatine levels and clear urine looks sus.
AN old jail bird told me that bleach soaked into the ends of the cords of your pants works by soaking it in the sample and sqeezing it out .
Try what ever you can to fob these mungrals off.

They sure know how to ruin a goog time.
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

Put two table spoons of baking soda into a small glass of water two and a half hours before the drug test, drink it up and repeat 5 more times ( six all together ) works every time, I swear too you, but make sure to get the timing right
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

My cockatu as nuts as she is...is also on probation and has done the baking soda method as well. She said it works, but it's absolute torture and makes her sick for the day because of the dreadful taste. She was wondering if she put the soda into enough emtpy capsules to equal the 2 1/2 teaspoons if you think it would have the same effect?
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Old 22-05-2013, 05:34
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

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My cockatu as nuts as she is...is also on probation and has done the baking soda method as well. She said it works, but it's absolute torture and makes her sick for the day because of the dreadful taste. She was wondering if she put the soda into enough emtpy capsules to equal the 2 1/2 teaspoons if you think it would have the same effect?
The only difference I can think of is that the baking soda would be absorbed more slowly through capsules, since the capsules take time to break down in the stomach. This could affect the timing as well as the peak concentrations of baking soda in your body, so you would want to take more baking soda earlier. How much more and how much earlier, I can't say, and honestly I think it's a terrible idea either way. You could get a surprise test, and then you'd be screwed. Much better to either switch to a research chemical that won't show up (which is still not the best idea in itself), or even better, lay off the drugs for a while.
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

Whizzinator filled with synthetic urine. You can get them at a head shop. Has always worked for me.
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Old 10-05-2015, 13:04
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

Quitting the drug for a bit might be better. When you use again, you'll actually feel it. And your body will thank you.
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

There is no need to answer on posts that have slept for two years.

More so when the answers are more than dodgy.

Please all have a look on dates of threads. thank you.

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Old 31-05-2015, 21:35
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

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By not doing meth...?
Yh this is the best response really. If you dont want to come up positive on the test then dont do it for a couple of weeks at the most before the test. It may be hard to do but I am pretty sure it can be done in a week or two and you'll feel a lot better and you will then go on to start doing it and it feeling amazing like when you first started

Also what happens if you come up positive? I mean the exact punishment before people start aha

Also I have never seen someone refer to whoever you are talking about as a fish! I like your thinking very different
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Old 01-06-2015, 13:19
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Re: which methods work for passing probation tests for meth?

alternatively you could read the prominently stickied threads like

Everything you need to know about Drug Testing

https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128474

or use the search engine to see one of the 3.6 Million Visitors per month has ever done a little meth on probation.... perhaps you are the only one???

bobes added 85 Minutes and 44 Seconds later...

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Also what happens if you come up positive? I mean the exact punishment before people start aha
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well if you are on a probation that requires you to be drug free Im going to guess a failed drug test would be grounds for reincarceration but I am only offering conjecture.........what do you think tayorous?

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