For employment purposes, which involve unsupervised UAs, the
above substituion should be fine, so long as the urine is at body
temperature. Almsot all drug
screen places check the temp
immediately after you provide a sample (I fucked this up once and ended
up in jail as a result of tampering with a drug test).
For probation or government type UAs, especially involving the
justice system, they all almost ALWAYS SUPERVISED (meaning some asshole
who hates his job watches you pull your pants down and often watches
the piss exit your genitalia). The only way to pull of a
substitution in this situation (for males at least) is to have a bag of
body temperature pee with a tube (hopefully flesh-coloured) that
runs along the bottom of your penis. Often the bag will require
some kind of heated jacket to maintain the proper temperature, think
electric or those "hand-warmer" things that you shake up to activate.
Good luck, and if there is any question, be sure to be kinda
pissed off (no pun intended) and irate if complications arise.
The lackeys at the minimum-wage drgu testing site will be a lot more
responsive to someone who is upset because "they" can't seem to get the
test over and done with correctly and is increasing the inconvenience
and humiliation of the situation (and treating them like a loathsome
druggie)-- as compared to someone who is meek or indifferent (read:
scared that they're are going to be caught).
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