: Wild lettuce
: Aspirin (500 mg)
: 3 hours
Duration After effects
: ? (fell asleep)
: 10 grams
: Relaxation, sleepiness.
: Bit lethargy
: Disturbingly realistic dreams. Slow heart beat. Headache.
Bitter sea weed
. (Quite salty)
: 79 kg.
: Reasonable ok, bit stressed out.
: hour, unless stated different.
Experience (from our reporter):
T - 1 day
: Tomorrow I have a free day, and nobody is home, so I bought this stuff at the smartshop. It was a bit overpriced. The label told I had to dissolve it into strong alcohol
, let it steep for a day and then let the alcohol dissipate.
T + 0
: Obviously I didn't do that. I will make a cup of tea instead of the wild spoiling of cheap vodka. I measure 10 grams. Dump it in a glass. And turn on the water boiler. It looks like dried lettuce. It smells kinda funky. Can't exactly tell, how it smells. It is evening now. (20:00)
T + 10m
: Water is boiling. I pour it onto the lettuce. Ah, now I recognize the smell. It smells like the sea weed, you get sometimes in a Sushi restaurant.
T + 30m
: I filter it, taste a bit. Salty bitter sea weed. Really strange. Why is it salt? Add a bit of sugar.
T + 40m
: Finished it. If you imagine it is bad soup, you drink, it is not to bad.
T + 50m
: First hint of effect. Small tingly feeling in my toe.
T + 1h
: Subtle laziness gets over me.
T + 80m
: Some sedation. I am laying down. Reading a book. It is nice. Not as strong as alcohol and it doesn't resemble opium
. Upcoming headache. Take some aspirin.
T + 100m
: Really sleepy now. Reading seems a bit difficult.
T + ?
: Strange vivid dream, where I have half control. I have to drive a car, someone is chasing me and I have to move stuff to another home. But I cannot drive (in reality this is true too). So I do it really clumsy. Bump into other cars. I fall asleep, while driving, in my dream. And.. a dream in a dream. Some sexual stuff. I have sex with my girlfriend. When I come, I wake up in the previous dream, in the car, and my girlfriend is suddenly there. I am under a bridge with the car parked. She is sitting in a car too, she is moving stuff too. She screams: You have to wake up, you have to wake up, you have to wake uuuup (multiple people are screaming that last word, scary)
T + 3
: I wake up again and nobody is in my house. I feel a bit lethargic. Slept quite good.
T + 4
: Fall asleep again.
Next morning: I feel quite rested. Have some coffee
. Nothing to say about the after effects.
This stuff is quite subtle. It relaxes, but can give a headache. I wouldn't try this in higher amounts. Besides that, it is a fine sleeping aid.
The vivid dreams, it induces, are cool and disturbing at the same time. I mostly don't have a dream in a dream style of dream. And remembering dreams is also something I don't do often.
This is the second time, I tried this. But the first time, I probably hadn't wild lettuce. Something different. It smelled more like hay and it had small wooden pieces in it. Taste was very different. I told it too the smart shop owner. He would ask about it.
I would love to try this with kratom
. That would solve the headache part and it probably make the stimulation of kratom non-existent. I found this stuff quite a effective hypnotic. But it is nothing like opium. It lacks the euphoria