Hmm, it sounds like I probably don't have the right stuff for SWIM
to use then.
I googled around a little bit and everywhere mentioned some glass cutting tools. Made it seem really simple, but I don't have the tools.
SWIM has different saws, possibly a hack saw, in his garage, but if he does its probably dull. Everything in there is really old.
SWIM DOES have a torch though. Someone mentioned a flame, but he isn't sure how he'd use that to cut glass.
Damn this is difficult. SWIM wishes it would just fall on his tile floor and magically break in just the right spot like his last glass straw.