So I longed for bed all day but of course with 2 tiny humans I couldn’t just sleep the day away.
Get the tiny tots to bed tonight and head straight to my bed! Head hits the pillow and my mind goes “oh hello there! Let’s chat” omg fuck off no I don’t want to chat I want to SLEEP!
I asked my partner to get me some OTC sleeping pills to help tonight.... he brings home a fucking multivitamin! Yeah cheers mate!! That will do absolutely fuck all! I shouldn’t bash him I know but I’m just so cranky at the world rn because I want to go to sleep!
Oh and the tiniest of humans thought 45 minutes was enough sleep for him. Maaaaate. Reign that shit in, shut your eyes and go to sleep!
Wish me luck!