Lyrica is stronger and it is a controlled substance. In my state, that means it will be a pain in the ass to fill but I guess I could try it.
I worked ER for too many years to count. When it comes to sex, I think I have seen and heard it all. I can't tell you how many cardiac arrests came in naked. I guess it is a good way to die. I have seen a whole host of shit shoved up people's butts....shampoo bottles, enormous carrots & cucumbers, a dead gerbil, battery operated sex toys, etc. One doctor asked the patient "Do you need me to remove the dildo sir? or just change the battery?"
In vaginas, I have found several washcloths, condoms with the wrapper ON, grape jelly (she was instructed to use "jelly" on her diaphragm so she chose grape), quarters, and a whole jar of Vaseline with the lid off. Had one girl try to douche with coke (soda) as she heard it could kill sperm. So she shook the bottle and held it to her labia which then got sucked into the bottle. Had to cut the damn thing off to release the pressure. Had another one with a horrific infection from shoving a bath sponge up there for birth control. And of course I can't even begin to tell you how many tampons get fished out 3 weeks too late because the woman forgot it was there and now has a raging, nasty infection.
Other fun ones were the couples who got "stuck." There is a condition where the woman's vagina basically spasms and becomes like a vice. They come in on a stretcher with fire rescue with the male fucking howling in pain. Or the males who take too much Viagra and have a 10 hour long erection which sounds fun but isn't. The way to fix that problem is stick a large needle right into the penis to release the blood.
Yeah, I was NEVER bored working in the ER.