The detoxes and relapses of a major Heroin and Morphine addict - Part 95

By Mr Bumble · Dec 29, 2014 · ·
  1. Re: Detox from massive IV morph/heroin 2.0, skip to post 169 for the latest detox

    Hey guys, hope your all cool.

    Sorry about the drunken typing last night, even more spelling mistakes than normal!

    So had an appointment with the hot key worker today, to be honest the only reason I go there is to see her, fuck all they can do for me now anyway.

    So I'm dressed sharpe and playing it cool but of course we get onto the subject of Christmas and my dead friends and by the end I'm fighting back the tears.

    Went to see a buddy after whose fixing up a VW Campervan and take a look at his engine. While I was there I got a call from a guy I did a job for last year asking me to come to some emergency electrical work as they keep shorting out the consumer unit and need it sorted for NYE. It's a church and he's the pastor. We'll suits me as I blew my Christmas stack in the pub the other night so if he wants it done he's paying for my NYE outing, not even the lord is getting a discount. Sorry god, Bumble needs beer money.

    Been sat at home listening to music and sniffing Methol Snuff. It's finely ground tobacco with menthol. It's like ramming a cigar up your nose cover in vix vapor rub. My mate gave me a tin last night.

    Well I was bored and texted hot key worker saying "I need help, I've got a new addcition, I'm hooked on methol snuff. It started as a quick sniff off the back off my hand and now it's like the finale scene from Scarface only with added methol flavor.

    Well got no reaction so sent one saying "Whats the NHS coming to when a hard working tax payer can't get any help for his snuff addcition, or even a giggle from his hot keyworker, I'm writing to my MP"

    Well that did get a reaction. She told me I'd already promised not to be inappropriate once and she would trust me not to do it again, but she's going to call me about our next appointment.

    Well guess that means she's assigning me someone else, whoops!

    To be honest thats exactly the reaction I expected, was just bored and that's my sense of humor, it often doesn't go down well. Well as long as you make yourself laugh hey!

    Got the big pre funeral wake tonight, bit nervious about it as there's going to be lots of people I havent seen in ages plus because of why were going so a couple of valiums will be in order. yet another night on the booze! So glad I got plenty of work to start, actually getting sick of drinking

    About Author

    Mr Bumble
    35 years old and been an addict for over 20 years now. Detoxing I can do but staying clean is a battle I keep losing. I'll keep on fighting though


  1. supermono
    Re: Detox from massive IV morph/heroin 2.0, skip to post 169 for the latest detox

    Yo brother Bumble, my fellow life warrior.

    I shall be thinking of you and the DF massive as I let my rockets off tonight.

    2015 is our year my friend. Keep strong.

    May your god go with you.

    Peace Mono
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