Maude Lebowski (Julianne Moore): "My art has been commended as strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina." The Dude: "Oh yeah?" Maude Lebowski: "If they don't like hearing it, and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his johnson." The Dude: "Johnson?"