First a little backstory, skip ahead for the experiment. SwiPA is a full-time college student who just had to move into an apartment. As you can imagine, this leads to some pretty depressing financial situations. SwiPA has spent lots of time in the past dreaming up the most cost-effective ways to get high and has considered most types of drugs, except uppers. No offense to stimulant people, it's just not SwiPA's thing. Having just lost a very, very cheap (read: free) access to hydrocodone, he's removed the search for cost-effective highs from the backburner and has been giving it serious thought. SwiPA's thing is opiates. He tries a side dish of a little bud here and there, and a little booze, but opiates are the main course. SwiPA has absolutely no street connections of any kind. This has led him to consider poppy pod and/or seed tea. Much to his dismay, however, pods are a tad too expensive for his taste, at least on.... er, everybody's favorite four-letter website . Momentarily pod-blocked, SwiPA has lived a relatively bland life of sobriety for the past two months. This brings us to the solution: seeds. I've scoured the information I could find on them and, near as I can tell, about a pound or two (depending on the batch) will have one pinned fairly well. I know discussion of prices of forbidden, but let's just say seeds are all around cheaper than just about any drug on a per-dose level. This brings us to the experiment. SwiPA has a friend who will provide a small amount of MJ equivalent in price to about 25 pounds of seeds. SwiPA will essentially perform a large-scale CWE* on all the seeds and evaporate the liquid down over as many days as it takes. When it gets down to the smallest amount of liquid possible, SwiPA will soak the MJ in it. While this isn't the most cost-effective way of consuming the seeds, it bypasses the inherent difficulty of creating actual opium from seeds and allows seed-extract to be smoked. As far as I know, no one else has successfully attempted to create a smokable form of poppy seed extract. *A tea, made from hot water, releases the oils inside the seeds; they are not necessary for the psychoactive effects. Cold water is all that is needed to extract the morphine still lining the seeds, which is itself soluble in cold water. Wish me luck, and any comments are appreciated.