This is only for the serious and dedicated at heart, if you wish to create the "King Tutankhamen." And it is not intended to be used for illegal purposes, etc. This is a bong that I made in school a while ago. It is superb, and can be made with under $30 and parts found at a hardware store. Ingredients: -Knife/drill -Sealant(hot glue, etc) -Toilet tube -Aluminum can -Duct tape -Metal mesh -Bowl -Water cooler -Rubber tubing This design is based upon the water cooler, that blue plastic bottle that is real big? You put one on a stand, it dispenses water? You have to score one of these, I dunno where, from a neighbor's house, back of a cafeteria, etc. Your job, not mine. What you will be creating is a massive hookah/bong. So, rip the cap off the top of the cooler. Then drill holes in the top, near the neck. Drill as many holes as you want hoses to leave. Then seal hoses into the holes. They only need to extend INTO the cooler about an inch or so, however the hoses themselves should be several feet in length. They can be any diameter that you wish. Next, form the bowl piece. Buy a "toilet tube." Yes, this sounds sketchy, but trust me. It will be about two feet long, a few inches in diameter, made out of metal, and curve near the top. You will find it in the plumbing section for at least $10, they're really expensive for some reason. This tube should fit perfectly into the neck of the cooler, with the curved bit at the top. The tricky part is forming a bowl out of this. Use your imagination. Swim cut out the bottom of an aluminum can, duct taped it to the curved end, then drilled a hole in the side of the can, and inserted a bowl. You should have a bowl with a huge stem piece. Slide it into the neck, and wrap rubber bands around it, on top of the lip of the neck, to form a sort of seal. This way, you can remove it, to fill the cooler with water. Next, fill it up with water. Swim thinks he needs about 6 gallons worth? Use it. This will take a while to get a hang of. The method that I used with his friends was to fill bowl, and have one person light it, while two people sucked on the hoses (only two hoses were used in swim's model). There is timing that needs to occur. People need to suck as fast as possible, to fill the chamber with smoke. Then they need to clear it(obviously). My friends and I used to have competitions to see who could suck for the longest. Like a race I guess. This might sound kinda complicated, but it is well worth it. Shit will hit you harder than any g bong you've ever tried. One hit will do the trick, trust me. Long live King Tutankhamen!!!!!