Discussion in 'Alcohol' started by dazed &confused, Oct 3, 2004.
Does any know good ways to cover up the smell of alcohol on your breath?
take a mint or mouth wash
and don't drive...seriously...the cops know...
Listerene is good, but once the cops get a whiff you'll be getting a sobriety test.
Take a small clove of garlic and chew it up real good;
swish it all around in your mouth. under your tongue
and between your gums.
Sip a little water and garggle with the chewed garlic if
you can. Then spit the shit out.
No more alcohol smell.
Edited by: woodman
Gum...Breath mints, etc....If you're really desperate, brush your teeth...Or eat something that smells..
haha once some friends and i were drinking before school and
we washe out the shot glass we used with chai tea and all had
a swig bfor going to class.
If you drink alot you cant cover it up. The alcohol comes out of your swett glands too. I once ate a can of mints at school and I still smelled like alcohol.
The garlic is a good idea if your ok with having terrible breathe, i would
just suggest a full meal, or a couple junior bacons and a medium fry from
wendy's , thats wat i usually do. bread group foods and milk help a bit
I am a notorious closet drinker and my wife hates me for it coz i booze
it at night when she goes to sleep or sneak out and drink until I
pratically pass out..
Good thing I found to cover up alcohol breath are two things
1) a nice fatty stinky slice of cheese every now and then so my wife says my breath smells like dead rat
2) they sell breath fresheners in these capsule forms that is supposed
to help with bad breath that starts at the source which is the stomach
so you swallow a few of those bad boys and belches are coming up sweet
as sunshine.. little hard to find tho
Mouthfull of mustard, bam, then rinse out with water, then rinse rinse rinse, then take some soup, swush it around, then take mustard, (very little now) swush around then drink that little bit
TRUST ME THIS WORKS 100% guaranteed or your money back!
Ive heard v8 or tamato juice works good, those listerine pocket pouches are very convenient though.
Drink Vodka, no smell no tell.
Go with Silent Sam, he's silent for two reasons; 1) he dosn't tell anyone you've been drinking and 2) He sneaks right up on you and sends you into unsobriety land with out you even knowing
if i spend a night drinking vodka, i sweat it out, and my mouth smells
like booze just like any other drink. i don't see how vodka doesn't
leave a scent? its ethanol just like other boozes.
i swear bypeanut butter. it works everytime and tastes good too.
Here is the thing: what smells is the booze that has been going through your mouth. Pure ethanol itself has NO SMELL, so the blood alcohol level of your breath is absolutely no indicator of your drinking [if you don't believe me, do some research]. Therefor, very diluted drinks or other maskers like mouthwash, gum, or garlic will work. Only problem is that often products like mouthwash smell quite similar to alcohol and actually inspire sobriety tests. So washing your mouth out with something and then eating something else [e.g. garlic] to mask the smell seems like the best option...
the garlic thing makes it worse, the garlic causes the alcohol to come out of your pores more. Try it drink then eat a bunch of garlic when you wake up you will smell worse than the night before
The myth that vodka doesn't smell on your breath is a complete myth. Fishermen's friends sweets, or tunes/lockets are what I used to use, but you'll never kid anyone if you've been drinking like a fish
I know this topic has been brought up several times and I've already
done a search for it, but are there any non-suspicious, non-disgusting
[as in don't suggest chewing garlic] things to do to get oneself to
stop smelling like alcohol?
This isn't for a breathalyzer or anything, it's just so I can drink at home without worrying the family & such.
Mouth wash is pretty good for covering up the alcohol smell, but you gotta worry about the alcohol smell coming from your skin, depending on how much you've drank. Remember, alcohol can be smelled from your body since it can seep from the pores of your skin. That is why cops have no problem smelling out a drunk.