Free Viagra Spices Up Brazillian Town

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  1. ~lostgurl~

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    Free Viagra Spices Up Brazillian Town

    21 November 2006
    Reuters

    The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners.

    "Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso.

    Souza Luz said 68 men over the age of 60 had already signed up for the program, which was approved by the town's legislature and has been dubbed 'Happy Penis', or 'Pinto Alegre' in Portuguese.

    But the program has also had the unforeseen consequence of encouraging some extra-marital affairs, Souza Luz said.

    "Some of the old men aren't seeking out their wives. They've got romances on the side," he said.

    To discourage such illicit canoodling, Souza Luz said the city had decided to begin distributing the Viagra pills to the wives of the men who signed up for the program.

    "That way, when the women are in the mood, they can give the pills to their husbands," he said.

    http://xtramsn.co.nz/lifestyles/0,,12614-6592616,00.html
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  2. wellhelm

    wellhelm Silver Member

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    So there never gonna get laid! How often does a married 60 year old lady wanna fuck?

    I know a 64 year old lady who had sex, no it wasn't me that did it you dirty bastards, and she literally went into the hospital the next day because of it. She was unable to walk for 2 weeks, I am serious. This is true. It was really gross. The old dude was fine. He is 74. My point is these poor guys are never gonna get any. I'm sure there are some wonderfull hookers in brazil and these old dudes are not gonna get the chance to bust that last good one before they go because the motherfucking CITY damn's the pills to the women.
     
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    ~lostgurl~ Platinum Member & Advisor Donating Member

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    ^^^^^^LOL :crazy
     
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    So they are assuming that the women wont give the pills to their lovers instead of there husbands. Does all this sound like the story line to a cheap porno?
     
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  5. Beeker

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    You men should all fear the 6 hour boner ... :eek: You have been warned.
     
  6. Trebor

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    Swim once tried viagra with his lady friend, didn't think it would kick in that fast. You know what it's like to be at a black tie dinner* and have an erection while talking to the mayors wife? Not good. Steph was fine after it, although it was quite funny when she grabbed it while I was talking to his college's president.


    *I was only there becuase his uncle gave him tickets.
     
  7. Free Spirit

    Free Spirit Newbie

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    Indeed. Another fine example of the utter stupidity of political correctness!

    As if men are they only ones who cheat… It takes two to tango, and that’s no different when it comes to adultery. If we leave prostitutes out of the equation, the number of cheating women should be more or less equal to that of cheating men. The reason why the ‘official’ figures often seem to indicate differently can most likely be attributed to the fact that men are prone to boast about their virility, whilst women are rather reluctant to admit to infidelity.

    However well intended this project may have started, it is nothing less than demeaning to give this to the women instead of the men it’s intended for.

    Just imagine the global outrage if doctors would start giving a female aphrodisiac to men, to administer to their wives at will, if they feel like a bit of action and the wife needs ‘loosening up a bit’. Can you picture the reactions? Surely terms like ‘abuse’ or even ‘sexual slavery’ would come up in headlines.

    No-one would even dare to come up with such an idea, but apparently it’s okay to reduce men to the level of a three-year-old child, or a stupid animal who can’t decide for himself.

    It’s preposterous, when we’re talking about adult people, no medicine should ever be given to anyone but the person it’s intended for.

    That said, the idea of giving free Viagra to elderly men is very sympathetic. Deserves following all over the world, as long as they give it to the ones it’s intended for. ;)

    We need more happy people….
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      Couldn't have said it better myself...can I get a motherfuckin AMEN!!!!
      Nov 27, 2006
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    But do we want old people having sex? If, in the of chance of a pregnancy, an elderly (pre-menopuasal) woman might die from giving birth. Or have there is it cervex? ripped.
     
    1. 3/5,
      Very pedantic, ageist and controlling. What about free will for everyone? Wisdom comes with age, you are probably still very young.
      Dec 1, 2006
    2. 2/5,
      What an ignorant comment. It smacks of ageism and a total lack of knowledge of female biology. Check your facts and spare us your erroneous assumptions.
      Nov 24, 2006
  9. London_Bloke

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    I could not agree with you more. I cannot believe that anyone would condone such a thing, and if the genders were reversed in the story I would, as an ardent feminist, have blown a fucking gasket. Not to mention that Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are contraindicated for anyone taking nitro for cardio angina. I am horrified and appalled.

    Menopause happens to most women in their early 50's and some of the hormonal instabilities start much earlier than that (peri-menopause). We are HARDLY considered elderly or frail. Accidental pregnancy is much more an error of judgement common to the young, wouldn't you say?
     
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    Accidentral is a result of many things bar ingnorance. The condom could have a hole in it/or bust. The woman might mis-calculate her pill-taking schedule. Many things can go wrong. I'm not trying to be sexist but the fact is accidental pregnancy happens at all ages! Even my own mother has had an accidental pregnancy with my brother. He's four and she's 46. Accident? I think so!
     
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    That's all you got out of my post?

    How about you quit worrying about us old farts having sex? Your comments smack of ageism and ignorance.
     
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    Sorry if youm interpret them that way but the fact is that sex for old people is dangerous! I don't care if old people have sex, let them. I just want to know that they understand the fact that there are many things that can go wrong.
     
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    Being a soon to be member of AARP, I feel he understands many more of the implications and potential pitfalls of having sex than he did at the ripe old age of 19. I have had a very varied and experimental sex life and knows one hell of a lot more about safe and responsible sex then he did at that tender age. Ageist? Perhaps but when You has been out in the world a bit more and realizes the true ecstasy of long term monogamous sex then come on back and let us have a conversation.
     
  14. Jatelka

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    Bollocks mate! And thank goodness for that!
     
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    I've heard of politicians using many ploys to bribe people into voting for them, but this is a new one: "Vote for me and I'll give you an erection!"
     
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    Shit, and there was me thinking that was what Hilary Clinton was there for.
     
  17. Kid A

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    I wish I had free viagra....
     
  18. Kid A

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    ....what happens when you give Dick Cheney viagra....
     
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    Ok, I'll bite. What?
     
  20. Kid A

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    that was kinda meant to be a rhetorical question...but he would get stiffer and longer.