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Question - How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

Discussion in 'Drug testing Questions' started by Tryptamine, Jun 11, 2009.

  1. Tryptamine

    Tryptamine Newbie

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    Hello. I have recently been placed on non-reporting probation (in USA), and wants to be safe and detox. There is about 1 week left until Swim must contact the Probation office.

    I have been smoking high quality headies daily (about .1g-.2g) for over a year. First of all, is there anyway to beat a probation drug test (substitution, dilution, etc. or will they detect cheating?)?

    If not, then what would be the best way to get the THC out of body in 1 week?... I wonder if this could happen successfully if he drinks lots of water and goes to a sauna (for sweating) everyday or every other day. [I am 20 years old and 155lbs.]

    Please be very specific and also indicate whether or not your idea has been used and how successful it was. Any help is much appreciated.
     
  2. infekt

    infekt Palladium Member

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    There is no safe way to tamper the urine sample in a probation drug test in swim's experience. For swim, they watch. very closely. Though subsitution with a fake penis type of device may work out, its too risky.

    This may be very hard to swiy, and there is no gaurantee since You has been smoking pot daily for that amount of time, but I could stop smoking, work out A LOT, do a lot of Yoga, and not eat too much fatty foods (preferably none at all, maybe go vegetarian for a week), and drink lots of water for a week and maybe I will have a chance of clearing out his system. This is what I do to pass PO urine tests, but he doesn't use that often (maybe once a week, if that) Good luck
     
  3. nyirensk01

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    I Heard drinking LOTS of water will help but im not all that clued up about fooling drug tests lol good luck
     
  4. Stradivarius

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    Have a friend who's clean(never used drugs or in abstinence for over 6 months) pee in a condom.Tie it and put it under your balls(assuming I am a guy).When you have to do the peeing just use a needle to pierce a little hole in the condom and squeeze it.I know it's yucky but it's better than other scenarios.
    I said 6 months cause in some cases cannabis can stay a shitload inside.Just to be on the safer side.
     
  5. sylvanshia

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    using vitamin b-12 (niacin) will work since most niacin flushes out the system very well also working out and drinking a ton of water will help a lot and putting all three together made it possible for swim to pass all of his drug tests at a court mandated drug classes
     
  6. Johan73

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    Swim liked to drink cranberry juice also. But preferably one that is just cranberry juice; many are just flavored or contain other juices and a ton of sugar. Though You may not be able to tolerate the somewhat bitter taste of just cranberry juice.

    Moreso it is a diuretic which helps you urinate more of your stored water to hopefully help get the THC out the system. Combined with drinking lots of water it may help. And working out of course and if possible maybe even fasting for a couple days.
     
  7. Wehr

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    B-12 will also add the color back into the urine so it doesn't look like You tried cheating by drinking lots of water, won't it?
     
  8. EscapeDummy

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    Haha indeed. Take any B-Vitamin complex and your pee will be quite yellow for a few hours. I would suggest, in addition to what others have suggested, go running EVERY DAY for AT LEAST 30mins this week. Perhaps swim a bit before you step into the sauna/steam room. Just work out like a motherfucker. The more exercise you do, the faster you burn fat - and the faster those damned fat-soluble THC metabolites leave your system.
     
  9. Graduisic

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    vitamin B and a lot of water is usually the best bet. Keep in mind, however, that one can dilute one's urine to the point of requiring a re-test as it lacks normal urine trace elements. There is no fast process to detoxifying THC from the body.

    I would imagine exercise would help a great deal as well, keeping the metabolism running high and burning fat where THC is stored.
     
  10. DaveDaPsychonaut

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    Exercise as much as possible, eat a big breakfast, eat often during the day to keep your metabolism going (Eat plenty of carbohydrates that burn slowly like wheat and brown rice, especially during breakfast), and drink plenty of water.

    Then on that test day, exercise as least as possible.
     
  11. Kitarist

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    Drink lots of water and drink fruit juice. (lots of lemons) and excerise or take a walk for at least an hour a day
     
  12. MeLiNkO

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    SWIM as well is on ISP probation in the US and found that no matter what you do they will figure it out. Unless you are using real clean urin or synthetic bought from a head shop. SWIM purchased the whzinator appuratus and was never able to use do to supervison during sample taking. I also have tried the detox drinks,pills,green tea, niacin,crannberry pills,water pills and many other said to work optios and either got to sick or was unable to pass the test. The best way for You to pass is to stay clean and get through the probation. Its that or back to jail. Yes they will give you many chances due to new regulations on marijuana use on probation but those will run out and they will send you back. Over 2 years I have been on paper and had it not been for him getting clean and making a deal he would be sitting in prison for 36 months.
     
  13. Smirnoff

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    THC is stored is your fat. People who smoke alot of weed can sometimes feel its effects during exersing without even beeing high dirung it. The only way to eliminate THC in your fat is to lose your fat... so exercise, run, bike, anything that will augment you cardio and make you lose fat.. also eat fat things because it will dilute the THC in your fat and it can make it in so small amount that it wont be possible to detect it
     
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    when i was playing football in high school, we used to get tested once a week and tested twice every other week. i would drink 2 gallons of water a day, once in the morning and another 30min or so b4 pratice/meetings started, i would also take B-12 to help keep my piss yellow and B-2 and B-6 to help flush out my system, i also ran a mile every morning and night plus my football pratice. ive never faild a drug test till my Sr. year when the scouts poped me. my cousin has been on P.O many times and has never failed either, he sometimes pours a cap full of blech in his cup or B-12, B-2 plus water, he has also taken "420 detox" i used to smoke about 6 grams a day w/ 3 other friends and me and my cousi used to smoke about 3-5 grams a day when he smoked......
     
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    So are we eating celery or Doritos?
     
  16. Pumpkin

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    From what I have gathered online these are all helpful:

    Water- as everyone else said, drink a shit ton up until the around the day before testing as many tests now check creatinine levels

    Diurectics- cranberry, dandelion, tea, all help speed up 'flushing' yous system

    eat vegetables- cut way back on fats, or at least the 'bad' saturated fats

    I am gonna try to get clean in seven days.
     
  17. Future

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    Cardio work-outs, plenty of fluids, and a high fiber diets.
     
  18. Vein_Banger

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    Go to swiys nearest healthfood store or head shop and just buy some TestPure! Has werked more than a couple times for swim!
     
  19. broscious

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    You must first and foremost drink LOTS of water especially the day prior, and the day of the test. I was in the military and passed many a drug test by following these directions. 1. Start drinking water the day before, until your piss is clear 2.Also on the day before take some niacin 1000 mg or more in swims case (you can by this at any drug store, do not take on the day of the test!) 3.Maintain your clear piss through testing

    If You follows these rules, SWIM can almost guarantee that You will pass. Good luck and don't freak out, you will be fine.
     
  20. swimsstrange

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    get ahold of "zydot euro blend" and follow instructions. swim successfully tricked the government with it.