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Question - Is there a good way to keep clean urine warm in a condom?

Discussion in 'Drug testing Questions' started by ak47211, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. ak47211

    ak47211 Newbie

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    SWIM have to take a drug screen for a job tomorrow. It will be in a closed room so SWIM can bring in clean pee. Is there a way to keep it warm ? SWIM was thinking a condom and just keeping it under SWIMs testicals! Please give me some feedback...the test is tomorrow
     
  2. mylivingnightmare

    mylivingnightmare Silver Member

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    Re: SWIM needs to know if there is a good way to keep clean urine warm in a condom

    at any store like walmart they sell hand warmers, which work excellent for this sort of thing. You want to be sure that the urine is around 95 degrees F when it comes time to take the test.

    a condom most likely isn't the best transport, because you could easily get a hole in it. also, you need to be sure that you have enough urine to actually "pass" the test. another thing you might be overlooking is the initial pat down before the test. most employers now are very aware of the ways around their little tests, so they normally check you over before you head in to take your test.

    a friend of a friend went in for their urine test before getting a job, all prepared, to be surprised with a mouth swab instead. there is no real faking that.

    good luck.
     
  3. al-k-mist

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    Re: SWIM needs to know if there is a good way to keep clean urine warm in a condom

    YES.
    Although this is only to be used to keep the urine warm in order to add to vodka and drink, or something, not to fool a DRUG test
    It shouldnt be a condom with any lubes or what ever
    Tied in a knot, and placed under the armpit should keep it at body temp
    Alternately, one could place it in an eyedrop bottle and secrete it in your anus, which will keep it at the correct temp.
    AFOAF has used the bottle(not "warmed up", lol) and given 3/4 of an oz, it was accepted, tested, and passed
     
  4. Nanashi

    Nanashi Titanium Member

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    Re: SWIM needs to know if there is a good way to keep clean urine warm in a condom

    Lol saving it to drink for later? Lol
    Im pretty sure in more sophisticated tests they test the temperature too.
    what if its in your pocket and it breaks? that would be a bitch...
    I suggest using a plastic blunt tube...
    If you keep it against your body it will be the same temperature as regular pee.

    When I got drug tested when I was on probation the guy watched me piss, so keeping it in your ass is not a good idea. under your balls would be a better option. or above them, depending on your dick size lol

    If they are just dipping the test into it then the temp is less of an issue.
     
  5. camille2785

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    Re: SWIM needs to know if there is a good way to keep clean urine warm in a condom

    "depending on your dick size." = LOL

    srsly, if you're gonna use a condom, double wrap that ish at least! or use a rubber glove?
     
  6. Monkeyman007

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    Re: SWIM needs to know if there is a good way to keep clean urine warm in a condom

    Condom under the balls has worked many times for me.....just make sure u wear biker shorts or something tight to hold that shit up under your clothes!
     
  7. topnotch

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    Re: SWIM needs to know if there is a good way to keep clean urine warm in a condom

    i held mine up to the heat vents in my car on the way to a UA for a job.. then right before i got there i pulled over and wrapped a napkin around it, (cause it was hot as shit and burned my skin) and taped it to my leg.. got the job..
     
  8. Karmageddon

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    Re: SWIM needs to know if there is a good way to keep clean urine warm in a condom

    Just out of curiosity, are you using synthetic urine or real, clean urine? If it's real urine, where is everyone getting clean urine from? Craigslist? (ok, so that's a rhetorical question. I don't expect a real answer.) I've seen the fake urine kits but wonder if they would ever work. How does synthetic urine differ from the real thing?
     
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