TEK - Prison Pruno (Alcohol made in prison)

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  1. MrJim

    MrJim Gold Member

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    I read an article recently about prison pruno - an alcohol people make in prison, that is supposed to be the most horrible drink. I am wondering whether anyone has ever tried it? or tried to make it? Experiences?





    This is a poem Jarvis Masters made about it's recipe.



    <UL>Recipe For Prison Pruno


    Jarvis Masters



    Take ten peeled oranges,
    Jarvis Masters, it is the judgment and sentence of this court,
    one 8 oz. bowl of fruit cocktail,
    that the charged information was true,
    squeeze the fruit into a small plastic bag,
    and the jury having previously, on said date,
    and put the juice along with the mash inside,
    found that the penalty shall be death,
    add 16 oz. of water and seal the bag tightly.
    and this Court having, on August 20, 1991,
    Place the bag into your sink,
    denied your motion for a new trial,
    and heat it with hot running water for 15 minutes.
    it is the order of this Court that you suffer death,
    wrap towels around the bag to keep it warm for fermentation.
    said penalty to be inflicted within the walls of San Quentin,
    Stash the bag in your cell undisturbed for 48 hours.
    at which place you shall be put to death,
    When the time has elapsed,
    in the manner prescribed by law,
    add 40 to 60 cubes of white sugar,
    the date later to be fixed by the Court in warrant of execution.
    six teaspoons of ketchup,
    You are remanded to the custody of the warden of San Quentin,
    then heat again for 30 minutes,
    to be held by him pending final
    secure the bag as done before,
    determination of your appeal.
    then stash the bag undisturbed again for 72 hours.
    It is so ordered.
    Reheat daily for 15 minutes.
    In witness whereof,
    After 72 hours,
    I have hereon set my hand as Judge of this Superior Court,
    with a spoon, skim off the mash,
    and I have caused the seal of this Court to be affixed thereto.
    pour the remaining portion into two 18 oz. cups.
    May God have mercy on your soul.


    [​IMG]1992, California State Prison-San Quentin
    [​IMG]San Quentin, California





    You know I think in a way I almost hope noone has tried it![/list]
     
  2. Misanthropy

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    Yeah, it's real. My loooooooong timer brother now like tomato juice in his beer. Eck!
     
  3. Turricaine

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    Wee, if you ever have the privilege of going to jail, let me know how it turns our aight
     
  4. alciatheart

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    its not that difficult that is way wrong you missed the yeast
     
  5. Universal Expat

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    Dont need yeast(besides the fucking hacks in the mess hall have that
    shit on lock down right next to the kitchen knives... unless you can
    pick a York 5pin lock you are shit outta luck).. if you dont have a
    kicker(saved a little live stuff from your previous batch) then you
    need to take an orange and punch a hole in it sprinkle some sugar on
    the hole and leave it on your window sill for about 3 days during the
    summer..there is naturally occuring yeast in the air.. SWIM happened to
    serve 5years and some change in his misguided youth.. and has made many
    a batches of fine high quality "buck" as we called it... not while the
    recipe stated above is ok..i recomend this for maximum alcohol and
    taste(almost like a bloody mary).. Now for a taste of that behind the
    wall buck you will need the following:



    1 5gallon milk bag aquired after morning chow(this is a
    large plastic bag that milk is dispensed from with a rubber tube at the
    bottom.)

    5 heaping scoops of tomato paste (pay one of the cooks in the kitchen 2 packs of Marlboro to acquire)

    2 Lbs of sugar(pay one of the bakers in the kitchen 5 packs of Marlboro to aquire)

    Kicker from previous batch or Orange juice kicker made as stated above.



    In your cell after lights have gone out fill the bag with roughly 3-4
    gallons of warm water and scoop in the tomato paste. Shake the bag
    vigorously until all the paste has disolved and the water now looks
    like warm tomato juice. If you have any other juices such as Orange or
    apple(not the juice box shit its got perservatives and will fuck up
    your mix.) add to the soup now...



    Disolve the sugar in 1 quart of warm water then add to the bag.. again shaking vigorously until completely disolved.



    Add your kicker into the mix.. test that it is still alive before hand
    by sprinkling some sugar into it.. if it fizzes then she is good
    to go.



    Replace the cap on the milk bag and place into sink running warm water
    for as long as you like.. this will help the yeast to take. Now wrap
    the bag in towels for insulation and put inside of a laundry bag under
    your bunk. For security reasons you may want to run the tube into a
    crude air filter filled with Talcom powder as it stinks like rotting
    fruit and if a guard smells it while walking by he WILL search you cell
    and you WILL spend the next 90 days in the hole..



    Now allow that to cook for about 1 week or until it no longer is
    fizzing when warmed. Swim usually warmed his after lights out in the
    sink every night.



    After completion.. Swim then takes garbage bags and ties off one end.
    Then you cut down the middle of the bag and now have 2 large bags. You
    put this into a quart container and pour in one quart and tie it off.
    You can now sell it to other good folks for 3 packs of Marlboro a piece
    to make sure you can buy the ingredients for your next batch and bet on
    the card tables while drinking your stash.

    Also dont forget to save some kicker for your next batch. And god help
    ya if your bag happens to get clogged and explodes in your cell.. IT
    smells like hell and is not a pretty site...

    [​IMG]

    TXP
     
  6. scitech

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    The recipe I saw called for a piece of moldy bread, and then you filtered the shit through a cloth after a few days

    Any sweet fruit juice should work.

    -sCi
     
  7. rollerzcoasterz

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    Pruno Recipe (Prison Wine)

    Recipe For Prison Pruno

    Take ten peeled oranges,
    Jarvis Masters, it is the judgment and sentence of this court,
    one 8 oz. bowl of fruit cocktail,
    that the charged information was true,
    squeeze the fruit into a small plastic bag,
    and the jury having previously, on said date,
    and put the juice along with the mash inside,
    found that the penalty shall be death,
    add 16 oz. of water and seal the bag tightly.
    and this Court having, on August 20, 1991,
    Place the bag into your sink,
    denied your motion for a new trial,
    and heat it with hot running water for 15 minutes.
    it is the order of this Court that you suffer death,
    wrap towels around the bag to keep it warm for fermentation.
    said penalty to be inflicted within the walls of San Quentin,
    Stash the bag in your cell undisturbed for 48 hours.
    at which place you shall be put to death,
    When the time has elapsed,
    in the manner prescribed by law,
    add 40 to 60 cubes of white sugar,
    the date later to be fixed by the Court in warrant of execution.
    six teaspoons of ketchup,
    You are remanded to the custody of the warden of San Quentin,
    then heat again for 30 minutes,
    to be held by him pending final
    secure the bag as done before,
    determination of your appeal.
    then stash the bag undisturbed again for 72 hours.
    It is so ordered.
    Reheat daily for 15 minutes.
    In witness whereof,
    After 72 hours,
    I have hereon set my hand as Judge of this Superior Court,
    with a spoon, skim off the mash,
    and I have caused the seal of this Court to be affixed thereto.
    pour the remaining portion into two 18 oz. cups.
    May God have mercy on your soul.
     
  8. jesusfreak666er

    jesusfreak666er Newbie

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    thought sounds so bad, I dont think he would stomach that, I would rather take death lol