The best words in the world.

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  1. xctico

    xctico Gold Member

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    Friday night I took a little lsd, then I meet an ol girlfriend and went
    to her place for some sex. Later that evening she said to me, "babe,
    are you evergoing to cum? Im getting kind of tired here, and it kind of
    hurts..." Those are the best words a man can ever hear.
     
  2. pacamohu

    pacamohu Iridium Member

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    Those are probably the second best thing. The best are the screams and
    orgasms before that...haha
     
  3. xctico

    xctico Gold Member

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    I stand corrected...
     
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    Did you mean to say you stand erected?
     
  5. xctico

    xctico Gold Member

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    lol,[​IMG]jajajajaja, that was good.
     
  6. Chaote

    Chaote Newbie

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    personally "there is no way that will fit in me" sounds nice but i always love those quiet quck noises the lil uhs and mm but thats just me. also " i was wondering could we try ....." always sounds good
     
  7. P!MPJU!C3

    P!MPJU!C3 Newbie

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    Untill she sais: Maybe we can try spanking or piss and shit sex. That goes to fuckin far.

    I like the words:"Ur a god" of course a confirmation of what I already no. BTW. Do any other guys or lesbians find it extremely difficult to open a brwa with one hand? I find it really difficult.

    The never overestimated, jewish

    P!MPJU!C3
     
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    jrock0069 Newbie

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    Bra's used to piss me off big time, even if I used both hands. But now I got my technique down and I can do it with two fingers. As for the spanking , I kinda like it. One of my ex-girls used to love making me bleed with her teeth and nails. That shit excites me cuz then I get angry and proceed to f*ck her like she was my enemy. I personally love it when they scream, "Please. I want you to fuckin' cum inside of me." and then get all wild and refuse to let me pull out. Also, when you bite them back really hard when their about to cum, they let out a scream, half pain, half pleasure and it seems to intensify the orgasm. Thisis not something all women will like. Only do it if you have a wild girl or they will probably be to afraid to sleep with you again.
     
  9. MINUS

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    The best words that I've heard actually happened two days ago, my girlfriend and I were having sex. About 40 minutes had gone by, and she said," we have to stop!" "Why" I asked. She said "because I've already came 6 times and I dont know if I can take anymore." Then we continued and I gave her one morebefore I finally finished.


    Definatly one of my proudest moments.[​IMG]
     
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    oh, and actually opening the bra is easier with one hand, for me at least. What I do is take my index finger and put it between the strap and her back directly under the hooks. Then you pull the strap out gently about 1-2 inches. Then with your thumb and middle finger you squeeze the two peices of fabric together. And that's it bras off.


    This only works with the bras that have the little hooks, anything else is impossible, it's like trying to open a vault without knowing the combination.Edited by: MINUS
     
  11. BrugmansiaBrujo

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    When after chasing her for months we finally did it, and afterwords she said real sweetly "I was definitely not dissappointed."
     
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    i love you
     
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    Or when you cum in their mouth and they say"mmmm...you taste sweet tonight!" [​IMG]what a great thread! LOL
     
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    piss and shit sex = all bad, spanking = fine by me
     
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    When a girl says straight up "Do you want to fuck?" Or " I want you to take it out of my ass when you're close so I can swallow your cum" Basically anything to do with them wanting to eat your cum is fantastic or if they use words like twat or cunt(especially because most women hate the word so much) or when a slut refers to her own asshole, like 'Baby, lick my asshole for me" any of these and I'm that much hardy and hornier.
     
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    they weren't necessarily the best words in the world, but they were the most unique. i was in bed with a straight edge girl and i was completely stoned, she had no idea. she gave me a hand job, i lasted for 30 seconds. then she asked me, she said "what does a boner feel like?" i was completely stumped. i had no idea what to say and with out my even thinking about it i said "why don't you find out" and she gave meanother one on the spot, explaining how it felt the whole time. not the best, but the most unique by far.[​IMG]
     
  17. Alfa

    Alfa Productive Insomniac Staff Member Administrator

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    Does not sound good at all.


    What are the best words about sex in the world for women? Any girls around to fill us in? Edited by: Alfa
     
  18. DiggerDan

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    "You're a great fuck!"

    "It's kinda too long, but don't stop!"

    "You're so hard and I'm so wet!"

    "Fuck me hard!"

    After about 1 minute of fucking, "Oh my god, I'm already cumming?"

    "I'm so lucky to get to fuck you for the rest of my life!"

    "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

    "Awww yeah fuck it! Awww yeah fuck it! Awww yeah fuck it!"

    "Lick it from the back to the front!"



    And the best of all for me to hear... "I'm cumming babe! I'm cumming babe! I'm cumming babe!"
     
  19. badger2565

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    I have to say, most of the posts were great. But I just had a 21 year old beautiful babe say as she was looking up at me,"I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE" .Normally that wouldn't be that big of a deal, but I'm 40 and just out of a 10 year relationship.So to me this is the best !!!!!!


    Just hope I can keep up. Wish me luck[​IMG]
     
  20. jaguarangel

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    When a man has his total attention on you, any word is sexy especially
    describing how you look, feel, describing each sensation as it is happening.