Drug info - The Breathalyzer Thread

Discussion in 'Alcohol' started by polloloco001, May 12, 2005.

  1. polloloco001

    polloloco001 Gold Member

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    i have got in a shitload of toruble for drinking and my mother bought a
    breathalizer, does anybodt know if there is a way to trick the
    breathalyzer?
     
  2. Motorhead

    Motorhead Platinum Member & Advisor

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    The most famous myth, and i emphasize myth, is to eat a bunch of cigarettes. And i know of some people who chew nicorette to mask the odour of a few drinks in case they get pulled over, but to actually beat the thing after heavy drinking i seriously doubt it. Of course most people only have to worry about this when behind the wheel and not about their mothers! Not trying to poke fun or nothin, my mom was strict as hell too, but she never got a breatalyzer for me. Shit i didnt even know u could buy those things lol.


    The only sure fire way to beat the breathalyzer is to smoke grass, snort blow, drop acid... know what i mean lol. Of course im not condoning this in any way especially sinceyou must be under 20. Are u 18? did u read the rules by the way?


    cheers
     
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  3. Pinkavvy

    Pinkavvy Platinum Member & Advisor

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    eting to many ciggerettes won't help. the only thing that might happen is a tobacco overdose which could kill you.

    if you have enough alcohol in your blood system, you will not pass a breathalizer, no matter what.

    but if you are 18, you can legally drink on private property, as long as you are not in public or the one buying the alcohol. and your mother can't legally force you to take a breathalizer, if you are a legal adult of 18 years of age.

    if you are not 18, then you shouldn't be drinking, nor should you be reading or posting on this site.
     
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  4. Apparatus

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    There was a t.v. show made where these guys tried a bunch of different
    ways to cheat a breathalyzer , but nothing they tried worked. I
    have only passed 1 breathalyzer, and thats because I was sober.
     
  5. sands of time

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    Yea, The Myth Busters. Nothing they did worked, and I think one of the myths actually made them blow a higher number lol.
     
  6. Muirner

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    Are u sure about this law? What about the dad that got arrested for having kids at his house for an after prom party and they were drinking booze that they brought to the party themselfs. The dad did not supply one drop of booze but still when other parents found out what was happening they called the police and they arrested the guy. He said that he would rather have his kids drinking and staying home then out driving around and getting drunk.

    Dont get me wrong but i agree with you completly. But again as another example when I'm at a party and there are people who are 18+ and they are drinking if the cops show up they have the right to detain you, arrest you, or call your parents. People usually take percaussions (sp) with this and drink out of a party cup this way they can drop it and say it wasnt mine, or they wernt drinking. Realisticaly does this work? Probably not.

    As for the breathlizer, yea i dont know if their is a way to beat it. Hell do u have access to it? If you do then drink some and try out various things if you want. But i dont think their is a way to beat it. Old rumors that are told to beat drug tests are: Suck on a penny, and eat a packet of mustard. Also if your mom is not dilligant, then swig some mouthwash before you go home, that way you smell good, and when your mom gives you the test, you can show her the bottle and say look mom it does have alcohol in it. Now what she doesnt need to know is that the amount of alcohol in it (while it is enough for a positive reading) it will start to dissipate with in 15 minutes. And if you only used mouthwash then you should be blowing a 0.0 within 15minutes. But who says she knows that

    As for refusing it. Is your mom threatning you with kicking you outa the house or anything like that? Or she just wants it for herself?


    Muirner
     
  7. Motorhead

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    Ya pinkavvy i know the cig thing is a myth, but i know one guy who tried it and got sick all over himself lol. Whats your moms legal limit anyway pollolocco? .08 lol. Sorry just goofin with ya, moms can be a case sometimes. I still think its funny that she actually got a breathalyser for you. Hang in there, someday youll look back and wish you were young again.


    cheers
     
  8. Igotagun

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    Ive heard that eating a bunch (like a whole tins worth) of altoids is saposed to work havn't tried it though rumor has it that the altoids over power the breathalyzer





    can you get your moms breathalyzer get drunk then try a bunch of stuff?Edited by: Igotagun
     
  9. unico_walker

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    Let me repeat nothing will beat it, it measures the amount of alcohol aspirated with moisture from your lungs.

    The only way to beat it is to not have alcohol in your blood or have dysfunctional lungs.
     
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  10. joetaco

    joetaco Newbie

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    Are you saying there's something wrong with breaking the law?

    Seems kind of silly, considering the URL.

    I buy alc for minors all the time. Fuck the law.
     
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  11. Muirner

    Muirner Gold Member

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    No it's in the Rules

    Muirner
     
  12. polloloco001

    polloloco001 Gold Member

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    i am 18. not 21 tho.
     
  13. Dreeker

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    my mom used to have that, heres what i would do:


    First you can sketch out ur mom a few times, then she most likely wont test u again


    i would do this by leaving small baggies of flour around my room, then acting all fucked up like drunk and on drugs, then when she tests me comes up 0.0 and false. Also you can use some listerine, get her to test u, ull test very high nubmer, so shell either think its broken or ur ungodly drunk, then when ur not drunk, do the same, and then say, ahaha this is listerine, to mess with her mind. trust me after 10-15 good things like that, shell stop trying.





    Good luck


    Stay safe, dont get caught
     
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  14. DragonShroom

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    So much bullshit in this thread.



    No you can't drink in the united states at 18. Not on private
    property, not wether or not you buy it. For religious reasons
    people underage age are aloud to have a minimal amount for communion,
    which is equivalent to around an ounce of red wine. Other than
    that no alcohol until 21, period.



    And there's no way to fool a breathalyzer. The alcohol is in your
    blood, which desorbs into the air as you breathe. Masking the
    SMELL with cigarettes or mints isn't going to change the fact that
    there's a certain amount of alcohol in the air you breath out. I
    will help hide the stench of alcohol, which may mean you won't get
    breathalyzed.
     
  15. dags

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    you can glue a fake mouth over your real mouth and have a tube breathe out the breath of a sober person into the machine. or just dont drink if you know she will test you man.
     
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  16. DragonShroom

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    WTF have you been smoking dude?
     
  17. Cure20

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    Do we really need to ask that question on this forum. LOL. hahahaha. Sorry Dude!
     
  18. Misanthropy

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    There is a thread at the lycaeum about the chemistry involved
    with these systems. Seems there might be chemical routes to
    fool them. How safe these routes are to humans is worth questioning. [​IMG]
     
  19. cactus

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    start smoking pot. Im sure once she figures out she has lead you to try the gateway drug she'll let you start drinking again.


    i could never imagine having parents that tight, you poor bastard.
     
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  20. big_mac

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    im aint sure if this is a myth or not, but i heard of ppl doing it back in da day. Go into a sauna, and on the hot coal or w/e u pour the water on, well instead of water u pour a bit of vodka or sumthing, the alcohol vaporizes, and gets absorbed thru the skin pores directly into the bloodstream, i heard breathelyzers will not pick that up, however it maybe be difficult or even dangerous trying to figure out the proper dose