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Experiences - You know you're a junkie when ... (add to it)

Discussion in 'Heroin' started by dyingtomorrow, Aug 30, 2009.

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  1. dyingtomorrow

    dyingtomorrow R.I.P.

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    The "You know you're a junkie when ..." thread.


    SWIM, e.g., "You know you're a junkie when ..." your family dynamic has changed so much that you're faking withdrawals to get the suspicion of using off of you.


    Keep her going. :laugh:
     
  2. thebige

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    When swiy considers a vein on your penis a very good option..............



    Boy,hope that comment didn't kill this thread from the get go..............
    Sorry DT!
     
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  3. dyingtomorrow

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    LOL no that was a great one! got me laughing at least. :)


    ... When you have at least one scar on your face that came from nodding off...
     
  4. thebige

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    Swim finds himself eating ice cream with a fork since there are no more spoons left in the house...........


    ha cool DT
     
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  5. missparkles

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    You know ya a junkie when breakfast becomes a substance not a cereal.

    You know ya a junkie when "tracks" are just marks easily covered with a long sleeved T-shirt.

    You know ya a junkie when ya run out of foil and ya ain't even cookin'.

    Ya know ya a junkie when getting hit by a car and spending hours trying to meet your dealer, are justifiable. (couldn't leave that one out DT, it was a good read);)

    Sparkles.:vibes:
     
  6. shanesmith7

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    -when H1N1 got you excited about vaccines
     
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    ...you know how to sell someone the batteries from their own TV remote.

    ...you steal someone's wallet and help them look for it.

    ...you appreciate how you can vomit with a grin on your face.
     
  8. missparkles

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    "I've scored" doesn't mean you've clicked with a sex/love interest.:s

    When you get pain meds you don't think of dosage, just the quickest method to get a buzz from it.

    If the instructions don't say it causes drowsiness/sleepiness you don't wanna take it.

    Sparkles.:thumbsup:
     
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    - when you're paralyzed from the waste UP
     
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    Shouldn't that be from from the neck up love?;)

    Sparkles.:vibes:
     
  11. Helene

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    You know you're a junkie when....you still regularly use phone boxes, even though it's the 21st century.

    H
     
  12. yaba

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    You know when your a junkie when your alone in your empty flat after everything is sold and the gas got disconnected and the letters of repossession are coming in. But then after stealing something and scoring, 5 seconds after the IV injection it all feels fine.
     
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    Great funny responses,even though we all are laughing out our butts so to speak.(tongue in check).This is pre-exchange days.
    When SwiY tosses your rigs out in the woods far away,drive home only to turn around a few hours later and go get them.UUGh.BTDT
     
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    You know your a junkie when you start to consider selling off what few teeth you have left...........
     
  15. missparkles

    missparkles Platinum Member & Advisor

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    :laugh:

    Sparkles.
     
  16. Finn Mac Cool

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    lol know this one well, was always paranoid using the phonebox, no money for mobile topup.

    You know yer a junkie when you start to look like an extra from 'Thriller'.
     
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    This is funny!
     
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    You know your a junkie when...

    Your sitting in a piss stained stairwell of a hi rise flat actually pleased with yourself.

    You've agreed were to dump your dead body when injecting with mates.

    Your selling a single copy of the Big Issue, with no badge and you tell the punter its your last one. (hoping some will pass a quid)
     
  19. dyingtomorrow

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    LOL good one.


    You know you're a junkie when ... a friend tells you about an acquaintance who ODed, and your first thought is "I gotta get me some of that dope!"
     
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    Good one too. Recently Monkey heard of an OD and decided he must have that dope. Holy FIRE. one line in the McDonalds bathroom and he nodded into his uneaten burger. Now he's switched to IV drug use. God help us all.
    You know your a junkie when you've managed to avoid the needle for 15 years and finally say fuck it.
     
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